No More Jokes

Question: How many Haitians does it takes to get a dump truck stuck in a ravine?
Answer: Usually just one, but this time it was two.

Question: How many Haitians does it take to attempt to pull a dump truck out of a ravine?
Answer: 56...on the first day.

Question: How many days does it take to pull a dump truck out of a ravine in Haiti?
Answer: 2

Question: How many Haitians does it take to actually pull a dump truck out of a ravine?
Answer: 27 on the second day.

Question: How many Haitians refused to listen to Crash throughout the entire ordeal?
Answer: 56+27=83

Question: How many 1/2-inch steel cables does it take to pull a dump truck out of a ravine in Haiti?
Answer: 1/2-inch steel cables aren't strong enough.

Question: How many times does a 1/2 steel cable need to break in half before 56 Haitians and one American finally realize that 1/2-inch steel cables aren't strong enough?
Answer: 6

Question:How many friggin-huge chains does it take to pull a dump truck out of a ravine in Haiti?
Answer: Only one, praise God.

Question: How many times when the camera malfunctions and misses the best part of trying to pull a dump truck out of a ravine in Haiti does it take to really tick Crash off?
Answer: Only a few.

Question: How many times did Crash praise God after He kept the truck from tipping over?
Answer: stopped counting after 18.

Questions: How many people think that if they'd done it their way in the first place the dump truck would have pulled out of the ravine before lunch on the first day?
Answer: 83 Haitians and one American named Crash.

Either way, it's out and I can breathe again.

Hope you enjoyed that.

Love.
-C